I saw the Jonas Brothers in Toronto this summer
Just realized I haven’t been on Tumblr for a couple of months…………what.
Apparently my life has fast forwarded a bajillion miles and I’m lost.
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
oh my god this is too accurate
hi, I live in residence now.
I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE PUNS PUNS ARE THE HIGHEST FORM OF HUMOR THIS IS A FACT
All of these would make eggcellent yokes!!!!
It’s official. It has started.
Someone my age, who I went to high school with got married yesterday.
The adulthood has started, and I’m so scared.
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
Try to read this out loud, it’s a ton of fun!